the greatest sand of them all
donkey: im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
shrek: get out me swamp!
donkey: aww :/
its arch-rivals, the noobs,

its arch-rivals, the noobs,

thanks

thanks

im pissed off at allos rn i need to surround myself with other asexuals where are you all at

okayneat:

image

i finally pulled the photos off my 3DS so now i can share with you this beautiful image from job

sapphicscience:

i’ve been thinking about all those posts about “we need female heroes who do girly things”/”why is the female hero always such a tomboy” and then the response posts that are like “uhhh actually we don’t really have any really masculine female heroes either” so i was trying to figure it out—what do we have, exactly?

and really what we get is women who eschew “girly” things while still managing to look like society’s ideal woman. they would never touch eyeliner (they’re too busy with Important Things), but their eyeliner is immaculate. they have a huge, varied wardrobe, but wouldn’t be caught dead actually shopping for clothes. and it reminds me of the expectation that women must be effortlessly beautiful. don’t wear makeup or you’ll seem self-absorbed—but god forbid you look like you’re not wearing makeup. it’s interesting to me, that the impossibilities imposed on female characters are the same ones imposed on real women.

uranuskin:

has there ever been one of those “sj is so bad!! tumblr is horrible!!” posts that aren’t just 10 screenshots in a row of fake posts made by anti-sj’s that other anti-sj’s thought were real because this is getting out of hand

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

boyishgirls:

fuckyeahandrogynousgirls:

boyishgirls:

somebody please tell me how a twilight porn fanfiction ended up as a best seller and got a movie adaptation

http://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/2byz2l/many_women_do_not_agree_with_me_on_this_subject/cjaqvmi?context=5

(Scroll down to the yellow highlighted post)

excellent explanation thank u friend!

one time in eighth grade around christmas this girl i had a crush on walked up to me and said “hey can you enter the school’s ugly sweater contest with this sweater?” and held up this sweater to me. it was like brown and yellow with bells sewn randomly all over it. the words “last christmas i gave you my heart / and the very next day, you gave it away” were emblazoned across the front and there was this picture of rainbow dash just taped onto it. to this day i still regret not going onstage wearing it